caliboner: calalilies: my laptop screen is brighter than my future mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever ...
gaymzee: i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
itspoonanjimarsha: ive disappointed myself so much this year and its only march
catsandfangirling: I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
eatyourpaisley: queenofadodi: Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? holy shit
umjewish: do u ever just look at clothes online and cry
thisisb: You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that